What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:48
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.